Not Your Average Super Hero
Since we have been talking about Hancock recently, let's turn to another chapter. Yes that's right! Another chapter of "What Real Superheroes Would Be Like In Reality". Even Five for Fighting seconds the idea that being a Superhero ain't easy peasie by singing "it's not easy to to be me(Superman)." If you don't believe me...just listen to the youtube video below.
Talking about Superman, Batman (Dark Knight sounds really better), Ironman or whatever superheroes with a "-man" behind ain't really the big deal since we know they ARE the MAN! So let's talk about the X-men(men is different from man, so it's alrighty). There's too many characters to focus on, so I'll just pick one, my favourite, Cyclops(I only like range heroes, cause I'm a melee-ist)!
His Optic Blast made him one of the gheylords of X-men. Like what Spiderman would say, "Great powers come great responsibility". He is right in terms of personal responsibility like bathing! Have you wondered how this guy actually showered himself? I mean if he took of his goggles when he is taking a shower, he will surely blast a hole in the toilet exposing the "No-no" parts!
Okay now, let's assume he really did close his eyes during shower. How the heck would he differentiate between shampoo and body gel? He could be using his body gel on his head and shampoo on the body (it works for armpit hair tho =P). How can he properly groom himself this way? Life must be damn tough!
The suckiest part would be when he is done with his shower. He will be going around shouting "WHERE THE HECK IS MY FREAKIN' TOWEL!?!" He might end up using his doormat to wipe his body...eeew! Mr. Cyclops, I really do pity you. I guess I can say "Great powers come great problems." Imagine if you were gonna make out with a girl and your glasses is in the way, aw....that priceless moment would be gone!
Comments
What about some of the women/ superhero’s like Rogue no touch unless she wants to know everything about the other person. Shadow cat/Katherine Pryde a girl if she got excited you might end up behind her as she passes right through you!
Wolverine would be the easiest one to survive in this world not having to worry about anything other then not being able to drop the knife! You have to love when we deal with superhero they through physics out the window making so many things so unbelievable that you can’t wait to the next remake of the show/movie/series to make it more real when superman grabs the wing of the plain the wing brakes off. So how will the new Hulk stand up and how will the second movie in the new batman stand up, will we end up stretching our imagination to believe some part could happen!
Oh yes and another thing about realism and Super Hero’s, Wonder Woman how many law suits would she have for people who have damaged themselves by walking into her invisible jet! I am thinking class action suite and that she would have to rope off where she parks it!
And can’t wait for your review I hope the new Hulk one is as good as it looks in commercials and trailers as well as the new Batman with the Joker!
u will talk about invisible man I know