Terror in the Cinema

Today I went for the movie "Wanted", it was like hell! I'm not talking about the movie, I'm talking about the people sitting around me. I finally came up with another philosophy of life, "There's limit to intelligence, but there's no limit to stupidity". Seriously, there's no boundaries to a person's stupidity.

So when I was watching this movie halfway through (like 1st 20 minutes), I suddenly felt an earthquake. My seat was apparently shaking and when I turned to my right, I saw this jackass sitting beside shaking his leg like it was the "coolest" thing to do in a cinema. It was certainly "uncool" for me because my whole seat was basically on vibration mode, I can't even focus on the damn movie! This whole thing actually lasted for 30 minutes straight, WTF!

I tried using my eyes, my gaze to transmit a signal to ask that jackass to stop doing it. Somehow he misunderstood my message. My original message was "Stop it or Fuck Off!", then he deciphered and translate it into "Please do it even more!" The shaking went on to another scale, it was 3.0 ritcher! THANK GOD he was only human, if he is Superman I would probably be dead buried under the rubble like the victims of earthquake.

I realised two things, those legs shakers in the cinemas are 99% males and most of them have their girl friends sitting right beside them. My deduction is that these people are feeling damn horny as in they need a shag-fest after the movie. Since they are getting so excited already even before starting it, they need to waste their sexual energy away by doing something moronic, something that can be done in repetition like leg shaking.

Don't people ever learn things from movies? Take "there's something about Mary" for example, a 1998 movie staring Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz. Stiller was gonna date his childhood crush, Diaz. Thinking about the 1st date which he is going to have in a few hours time made him so excited till he couldnt even control himself. Then his best friend told him a technique that is to unload his gun before going for the date, so that he won't misfire. If you guys still don't get it, it means waste your sexual energy away by yourself before going for a date, so you won't look like some sexual predator!